He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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