Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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