So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
