You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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