I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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