The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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