Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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