I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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