is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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