when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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