Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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