whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize