Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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