I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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