erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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