bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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