Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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