You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I have post one night stand depression
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