No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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