Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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