I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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