I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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