And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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