I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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