stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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