school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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