Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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