do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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