Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Randomize
