Pappa wants mamma naked
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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