If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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