we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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