That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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