At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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