if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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