ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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