You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I still have a little drunk in my system
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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