I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Someone shattered a urinal.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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