but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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