Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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