I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
