Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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