i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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