either way he was missing a nipple.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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