Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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