"it" just moved
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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