He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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