Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
