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  It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.

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• I think her least favorite part was the notch at the end.

  Submitted by meattastic on Jul 13, 10 at 4:39pm

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• wow I confused Lincoln log with yuletide log in my head and became horribly confused.

  Submitted by zigs16 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:49pm

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  • HAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:18pm

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• Finally one from my area code and it's about a dude with a small junk. Makes me sad

  Submitted by stepdog on Jul 13, 10 at 5:14pm

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• Hahahaha vagina

  Submitted by JBOMB on Jul 13, 10 at 3:37pm

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• always check the tree before you chop the wood...

  Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 13, 10 at 6:33pm

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• How is she the whore? He's a whore too for hookin up with some random.

  Submitted by RadMuffin on Jul 13, 10 at 4:35pm

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• Not for him though.

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 4:34pm

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• Misread this the first time. Thought he actually stuck a Lincoln Log in her... I think that would have been funnier.

  Submitted by prophetchuck on Jul 13, 10 at 10:56pm

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• RIP G-spot, because the notch in his lincoln log got hooked on it and ripped it.

  Submitted by marsho on Jul 14, 10 at 12:20am

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• @djfiremane giving him head would make her less of a whore in your book? not all girls give head...most prefer NOT to. andd WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2010 DUMB ASS where its okay for a girl to do whatever or WHOEVER she wants.

  Submitted by rustedmelody on Jul 13, 10 at 7:06pm

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• Come on down to Texas and let's take care of that frustration

  Submitted by 2144571774 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:17pm

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• It's just a fish in the Atlantic?!

  Submitted by zombielicious on Jul 14, 10 at 4:39am

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• Well there are two sizes of the logs, the longer ones and the shorter connecting ones. Either one sucks for you though...

  Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 13, 10 at 11:19pm

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• Sooo typical from this area. God! Oklahoma boys got nothing!!

  Submitted by KittyCat69 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:10pm

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• VVV idiot VVV

  Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 13, 10 at 3:36pm

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• If you had given him head first instead of jumping to sex (you whore), you wouldn't have this frustration.

  Submitted by djfiremane on Jul 13, 10 at 4:05pm

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  • awww..looks like you know all about this little frustration don't ya...little guy?

    Submitted by Jagerqueen on Jul 13, 10 at 5:52pm

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• these pretzels are making me Firsty

  Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 9:44pm

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• Been there lmao.....

  Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 9:24pm

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• Another.fake.text

  Submitted by mcip123 on Jul 14, 10 at 4:32pm

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• a hotdog down a hallway whore

  Submitted by superhead on Jul 13, 10 at 3:37pm

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  • according to men with small penises, there is no such thing as a tiny dick, just a large vag. what a sad misogynistic little defense mechanism...been turned down one time too many?

    Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 13, 10 at 8:07pm

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    • AHAHAHHAHA AMEN! It's ok, I guess they want us to leave them and their little dicks alone.

      Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 13, 10 at 8:24pm

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• First!

  Submitted by john117 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:35pm

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  • no one cares dumbass. die in a fire.

    Submitted by marsho on Jul 13, 10 at 3:53pm

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• Oh the sadness of the Oklahoma boys. Makes me hate living here even more. :/

  Submitted by UhhhYeah on Jul 14, 10 at 2:37am

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• Another.fake.text

  Submitted by mcip123 on Jul 13, 10 at 7:49pm

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• I thought Yuletide too ha ha

  Submitted by alcamatous on Jul 14, 10 at 2:10am

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• Lmfao

  Submitted by cumallover on Jul 15, 10 at 5:30am

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• i'm so hard

  Submitted by jdonnnnn on Jul 13, 10 at 4:44pm

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