just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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