um 6:37 it was wrong in the context in which it was used..... you can not "get" septic shock......you can get sepsis......you go into septic shock..........
you're super smart too.......(big thumbs up) thanks for playing
on the plus side, you did spell douche correctly
7:53 --trying to be clever like that pregnant juno girl......................................................enough with the dayum .......................'s and paragraphs..........................you're posting on tfln, DOOSH.......I think your mom tried with a plastic hanger.......................
4:17 that's what happens when the 12 year olds' start reading and posting. Let's keep in mind that old saying youngsters, "Children should be seen and not heard!"
read this from my black berry while in a meeting with the managing partners of the firm i work for. wasn't easy pretending to be choking in order to play-off the laughter
wow 8:10 you seem overly annoyed considering its just a joke website...................What did a little........................dotted line ever do to you??????????
and yes I did spend the better part of 9 months dodging coat hangers. Apparently you are the one your mom should have swallowed.
3:26 here
No this was 5 years ago. Turned out she wasn't pregnant, she was just a 16 year-old girl (and before anyone says anything, I was 18 at the time).
I have sent a text like this to the wrong person... although mine was actually "omg my period started. i'm not pregnant"
the guy said, "that's great. who is this?"
the two guys were right next to each other in my phone.
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