Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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